Cow Tipping

More deleted humour from Wikipedia:

If you succeed in tipping a cow only partway, such that only one of its feet is still on the ground, you have created lean beef. Such a feat is well done. Naturally, being outside, the cow is unstable. When it falls over, it becomes ground beef.

As noted by some of my friends, I seem to have become unable to come up with jokes, bad or otherwise, after starting this blog. Therefore, I have to resort to jokes made by others, as I did with profound ideas earlier.

I should also be sleeping at the moment...