See a Man About a Horse

Dull day at work.. Found funny euphemisms/dysphemisms from Wikipedia:

• “Manger les pissenlits par la racine” meaning “to eat dandelions by their roots” (for to be dead)


• Point your percy at the porcelain (for urinate)


• Drop the kids off at the pool (for defecate)

And a lot more in the toilet slang article. And if that seems too short, try the whole bad jokes archive.